{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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