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The Newark Paramount Theatre is an abandoned vaudeville house turned \"movie palace\" film theatre in the Four Corners Historic District in Downtown Newark, New Jersey.
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Manchester Central Library is the headquarters of the city's library and information service in Manchester, England. Facing St Peter's Square, it was designed by E. Vincent Harris and constructed between 1930 and 1934. The form of the building, a columned portico attached to a rotunda domed structure, is loosely derived from the Pantheon, Rome. At its opening, one critic wrote, \"This is the sort of thing which persuades one to believe in the perennial applicability of the Classical canon\".
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